Beware, the SWAP!

Q: How are orchids pollinated?

A: Orchids are pollinated by beas and swaps.

Another late night marking gem

Question: How would you recognize a Trumpeter Hornbill?


Student answer: 'It is easy to recognize it because of its thick, black and horny bill'

Because everyone knows where shopping malls are...

In a study site description for a scientific report:

'The study site was located about 1 kilometre away from The Cascades'

Yes, and I presume you went to school somewhere between the Pavilion and Gateway...