Sunday, November 1, 2009

They're out to get us

The following new species were uncovered in a recent exam. They could be deadly - be warned!

* testes fly (keep them protected boys!)
* misquitos (do they have poor aim?)
* mosquitoe (does this one only head for the extremities?)
* This is the scariest: different strains of rainfall (just stay out of the rain like your mom told you too, then it doesn't matter if it's contagious).

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